Things I actually admit
about myself

I write weird things about people and animals.

Some of them are even true.

Writer of Novels, Essays, Articles.

People pay me to be critical.

Screenplay analyst for Hollywood institutions.

I host zoom write-Ins for other writers.

They call themselves “InMates”. I have no idea why.

I’m a one-l Michele and often go by mimont.

It’s a mashup of MIchele and MONTgomery. Does it count as green to reduce my name’s carbon footprint?